On my honor, I will try to serve god and my country. Help people at all times, and live by the scout's law. What the scout's law is, I cannot say. (I never learned it by the way) But I will live by it, I will surely try Even though I cannot say what it is I promise to live by. Because I honor what is honest and free, This unknown scout's law is important to me! Oh the things it must say! Oh how it must read! Would surely dictate my actions and deeds! On the day that I die And I float to the sky And in Heaven's glow I bask And I am granted one question to ask I'll run my hands through my hair, all withered and grey And ask "What did the Scouting Law Actually Say?"